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Bar keep! Can I have another?

🍹 Hey, everybody! If you're on this page and you're both a fan of alcohol & feeling rather adventurous then you're in for a treat -- a journey really; all the way back to my freshman year of college -- when I had big plans to go to law school, become a public defender, and a proud owner of a bar -- until the summer after I graduated. A couple drinks were tweaked outside this timeframe. Below are numerous drink recipes that I put together (I had a verrrry extensive selection of alcohol) & mostly other people named around that time. The final list should be around 50 recipes. Enjoy but drink responsibly! 🍸🤓 

Key:

🗣️ Drunk stranger named it.

💑 An ex-girlfriend named it.

👥 Friend (s) named it.

👨‍👩‍👧 A relative named it.

🐧 I named it.


1. "The Bermuda Triangle"💑

Poured over ice!

2 oz. Skyy Vodka

1 oz. Watermelon Smirnoff

1 oz. Ice 101

1 oz. Hypnotq

Remainder... 

1/2 Cherry Coke

1/2 Rootbeer


2. "Kamikaze Tsunami"🗣️

Equal parts...

Vodka

Rum

Raspberry Gingerale

Plus...

2 Wintergreen Lifesavers


3. "Neptune in Neverland"🐧

Equal parts...

Blue Curacao (bottom)

Bailey's Irish Créme (middle)

Southern Comfort (top)


4. "Pacific Pathways"👨‍👩‍👧

Equal parts... Mixed over ice!

(Dark) Créme de menthe

Bailey's Irish Créme

Blue Curacao


5. "Atlas to Atlantis"👨‍👩‍👧

Equal parts... No ice... Short glass.

Southern Comfort (bottom)

Bailey's Irish Créme

Blue Curacao (middle)

Bailey's Irish Créme

Hypnotq (top)


6. "Captain's Morning Elixir"🐧

2 oz. Captain Morgan

Remainder...

1/2 Swiss Miss hot cocoa

1/2 French Vanilla cappuccino

Stir in 2 Vick's Cherry cough drops


7. "Captain Morgan's Wild Nights"🐧

2 oz. Captain Morgan in a scotch glass

Fill remainder with Arizona sweet tea


8. "St. Valentine's Revenge"🐧

Grab a scotch glass and add...

1 oz. Skyy Vodka

1 oz. Jack Daniel's

1 oz Jim Bean

Fill remainder with...

1/2 Sprite

1/2 Cranberry Gingerale

Over ice!


9. "When Hell Freezes Over"👨‍👩‍👧

Using an empty fifth... 

Fill 1/3rd of it with...

1/2 Skyy Vodka

1/4 Jack Daniel's

1/4 Jim Bean

The remaining 2/3rds of the fifth should be...

1/2 Mt. Dew Voltage

1/2 Mt. Dew Whiteout


10. "Bahama Breeze"🗣️

½ oz. Vodka

½ oz. Créme de cassis

½ oz. Peach schnapps

2½ oz. Arizona Watermelon iced tea

½ oz. Arizona fruit punch iced tea

Poured over ice!


11. "Kaley Cuaco"👥

 ½ oz. Blue Curacao

1 oz. Watermelon Smirnoff

6 oz. Sprite

Over ice!






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